I'm not sure if you remember me, my name is Bella Morgan, I met you once when you were in Auckland, I remember that day it was pouring with rain. When I first met you it was like an arrow pierced my heart, the stars collided, bacon rained from the sky...
My point is, I I havent stoped thinking about you since that day.. I don't know if you noticed me, I am fawn/black, cuddly, I have huge glassy googly eyes which my Mummy tells me make me so beautiful! I haven't told anyone about how I feel until now.. Digby I think I love you.
I know I am older than you and a different breed and I have had an operation so cannot offer you little Digbys..but I can offer you my love. I know as you are very famous that you have many girls and boys interested in you, you can't help being so hot! Please Digby if you cannot return that love I will understand, I will be gutted and most likely not eat my dinner and not play with my hamburger squeaky toy for a whole 5 mintues but I hope and pray I can be your girl.
Love and bacon kisses
Bella Ursula Morgan (BUM)
PS I have sent you a picture of me in my 'going to the Races' hat, I know you like dress up.