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Thursday, 24 May 2012
Dear Digby - From Joe (the person!)
You seem to have life sorted! You chill out on the couch all day and eat bacon by the pig-load. I go to work and have to deal with the monotony of a nine to five office job. How do I become as awesome as you?
Wow, what a deep question (you mentioned bacon. That's deep, okay?). I think there's a lot more to your question than you're letting on. First I want to get a few things straight! You get to leave your house all day, five days a week? Do you get to see your friends? Do you get to buy cheeseburgers on your lunch hour? Do you get MONEY to BUY your own bacon?
I don't think you realise how awesome your life sounds from my perspective. You see, I'm a dog. It's socially unacceptable for me to put on a tie (but I still do it. See?)
and it's unacceptable for me to go to an office where there's all those yummy bottoms to sniff! You see, I have to stay at home snoozing on the couch which is nice, but sometimes I want to get out and have adventures! Just thinking of the exciting things you humans might be doing makes my tail wag. How much fetch do you play everyday?
If we could trade for just one day I think I'd be a very happy (and very enlightened) little dog.
I hope you feel a little bit better now, knowing that even those of us who have it this good wish for something more.
Good luck in achieving the Digby level of awesome.
If you have a question for the little man email it to
Digby@digbyvanwinkle.com with "Ask Digby" in the subject line. He can't
wait to hear from you!